Why Fireworks Should be Outlawed in New York City and other Random Thoughts

While stopped at a traffic light on my way to work last night, I heard a bang and jumped for cover ala Joey on Friends. You just never know in Harlem. Driver must of thought he had a tourist in his Cab.

Sitting up in my Harlem faschizzle,
booms and bangs crack the sky,
and colored sparks fizzle.

Someone just got shot or maimed, oh my!
The end is nigh,

Oh, right, it's the day after,
The Fourth of July.

Happy Belated Independence Day.



A dachshund and a Pit Bull can be best friends.



In the News recently

Twin brothers in a paternity battle:
Does this woman have a twin fetish? The article states that the brothers were unaware of the other's affair and that she had sex with both men on the same day. Why then, does one of them have to pay for this woman's complete irresponsibility. Did she know they were twins or did she only scream "oh god, oh god" during the second act? Was she trying to perfect her technique? Did she find the first so unbelievably attractive she just had to have the second one when she saw him.


The court named one, since DNA evidence shows that both men have a 99.9 percent probability of being the child's father, as legal father with all financial responsibility. That's just sad; either both pay or neither pay. I vote for the latter. Women are the ones who get pregnant and, in the case of a casual sex encounter, should be held solely responsible for their bodies. I really feel bad for the poor guys.

This ultra-feminist slant on sex and pregnancy brought to you by the readings of Camille Paglia from college.